Everyone enjoys a Christmas joke just to highlight the spirit of the Festive Season. We came across these Christmas jokes and included it for your enjoyment.
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Did you hear what angry mice send to each other in December? Cross mouse cards!
How do snowmen greet each other? Ice to meet you!
What bird can write under the Arctic Ocean? A ball-point pen-guin!
What sort of ball doesn't bounce ? A snowball!
How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed? You wake up wet!
How do you make an idiot laugh on Boxing Day? Tell him a joke on Xmas Eve!
What happens to you at Xmas? Yule be happy!
Why are Xmas trees like bad knitters? They both drop their needles!
What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark? Frost bite!
How do snowmen travel around? By ice-icle!
Where do snowmen go to dance? Snowballs!
What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy? She gave him the cold shoulder !
What did the guest sing at the Eskimo's Xmas party? Freeze a jolly fellow!
What did the eskimos sing when they got there Xmas dinner ?
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